1. The cat is the only Animal that Purrs.
2. Never leave a cat alone with a baby. She will suck the Baby's Breath and Suffocate it.
3. Feed your cat as much as she likes; Cats have a natural Appetite control and stop when they are full.
4. Cats hate water.
5. A kindle is a litter of kittens.
6. Cats can't see well in the Dark
7. Cats have three eyelids.
8. Feeding your cat dog food will make her blind.
9. Electric light or light from your TV will make your cat Shed her fur.
10. Cats shouldn't eat fresh grass because they will regurgitate it.
11. Cats love garlic.
12. Cats walk on their Claws, not their Paws.
13. Feline Leukemia virus is the leading cause of cat deaths.
14. The life expectancy of a cat is only nine years, one for each of her supposed Nine lives.
15. There is no such thing as a cat with insomnia
16. The largest recorded number of Kittens born in a lifetime to a single female cat is 420
17. Frontiersman Daniel Boone had a pet cougar names Tennessee.
18. If your cat is ill,your vet may prescribe Baby Asprin.
19. If your cat sleep more then 12 hours a day, There's something wrong with her.
20. You shouldn't alter or neuter your cat because it is unnatural.
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2. Never leave a cat alone with a baby. She will suck the Baby's Breath and Suffocate it.
3. Feed your cat as much as she likes; Cats have a natural Appetite control and stop when they are full.
4. Cats hate water.
5. A kindle is a litter of kittens.
6. Cats can't see well in the Dark
7. Cats have three eyelids.
8. Feeding your cat dog food will make her blind.
9. Electric light or light from your TV will make your cat Shed her fur.
10. Cats shouldn't eat fresh grass because they will regurgitate it.
11. Cats love garlic.
12. Cats walk on their Claws, not their Paws.
13. Feline Leukemia virus is the leading cause of cat deaths.
14. The life expectancy of a cat is only nine years, one for each of her supposed Nine lives.
15. There is no such thing as a cat with insomnia
16. The largest recorded number of Kittens born in a lifetime to a single female cat is 420
17. Frontiersman Daniel Boone had a pet cougar names Tennessee.
18. If your cat is ill,your vet may prescribe Baby Asprin.
19. If your cat sleep more then 12 hours a day, There's something wrong with her.
20. You shouldn't alter or neuter your cat because it is unnatural.
10 points a peice.
We're not doing it for the money...We're doing it for a Sh!t load of Money! ~Lone Starr

