In this game, you star as an amateur slipper with dreams of beating World Champion Slipper Crash N. Burn's Guiness book record. To even get a chance at this you must practice this fierce sport religiously. For every good fall you pull off you receive points and money. You must acquire 1000 points to be given the opportunity of taking on Crash's record. You are judged in categories such as style, distance (The further the better.), and impact (The harder the better as long as you don't injure yourself. If that happens, the game is over). With your winnings you can buy items to aid you in your slipping. You can buy things like banana peels, motor oil, and vaseline to help you get longer distances, or you can buy protective gear to avoid injury. Style can't be bought. ;) When you finally earn 1000 points you are flown to an aircraft carrier located in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Many people will be there such as the President and your parents. Don't let them down. You can choose one item to aid your distance. This is a distance record. You must beat the record, but be wary of slipping too far. If you plummet right over the edge of the carrier, you will have to float there waiting for the lazy men of the National Coast Guard to begrudgingly rescue you while a pack Great Whites are racing toward you. If you're lucky enough to be saved from the jaws of the sharks, you still have the shame of failing, and your embarrassed parents will disown you, and the disappointed President will deport you to Canada. Way up in Quebec where everybody speaks French so you don't know what the hell they're saying, and they won't let you have anything Pokémon-related. Now, if you do win, you'll have the admiration of the world. Your parents will buy you that pony you always wanted as a kid, and the President will take you out for burgers. But best of all, you get invited to the Olympics, in which you get to carry the torch. (Or is it light the torch? I can't remember. Maybe it's both? Anyway...) Of course, you promptly slip on a piece of litter carelessly dropped by a spectator, and you light five people on fire, but no matter, you're the new World Champion Slipper!
Ne me mori facias...

