In this game, you play as DEVILRAYS in a slightly insane class of 25 teenagers, and the class is called Web Page Technologies. Needless to say, it's one of the biggest blow-off classes in the school. That and you can get away with just about anything in there. The object of this game, just as it was the last time I posted this idea, is to score as many points as possible. You earn or lose points as follows:
Throw the annoying Swartz kid: 100 points
Get a new game off him for your graphing calculator: 100 points
Watch as he sets a high score on "Racer": -100 points
And beat it right back: 200 points
Finish the entire Adobe Photoshop book: 300 points
Before anybody else: 500 points
Finish Photoshop four weeks into the second quarter: -300 points
Make a picture on Photoshop by superimposing the heads of famous Communists over the bodies of dogs playing poker: 1000 points
Or make a spoof of a teacher: 600 points
Or make a spoof of Mace, the Web Page teacher: 1500 points
And get caught: 0 points
And he just laughs: 2000 points
And he throws you out of class: -2000 points
Become Mace's tech support guy for the HTML unit: 300 points
Stay reasonably calm while giving the biggest idiots in class help: 5000 points
Bust the star quarterback for putting the word "nuts" in just about every file name: 4000 points
Make the star quarterback deathly afraid of you: 6000 points
And Mace calls him a sissy: 20000 points
And Mace gets you in trouble: -10000 points
Try to comprehend the FrontPage textbook: 0 points
And fail miserably: 0 points
And actually do it: 20000 points
Finish FrontPage in a week: 50000 points
Mace says he wants to speak to you about your class grade: -300 points
But actually wants you to reserve a Game Boy Color for him at Media Play, where you work: 300 points
Post on EZBoard from the computers: 500 points
During the FrontPage unit: 5000 points
And get caught by Mace: -2000 points
Utilize the Alt-Tab feature to successfully cover up the fact that you're at EZBoard: 2000 points
But screw it up anyway: -10000 points
Watch as Wilson logs on to a porn site: 400 points
And learn he did it on Terapak's account: 4000 points
Learn that he did it on your account: -4000 points
Beat him to a fine pulp for it: 10000 points
And get away with it: 150000 points
The final exam consists of creating a web page out of FrontPage and Photoshop. You have to have at least 30000 points to reach this stage on regular mode. Your web page will be evaluated on the basis of how many twisted Photoshop images you use, how much use you make of acidtrip.com, and ow many images you have of supermodels in bikinis. If you end up scoring well enough on the final exam, you proceed to Web Page Practices, in which you have to create a web page using nothing but a radio and a can of Pepsi and take over the U.S. Government with it.
Throw the annoying Swartz kid: 100 points
Get a new game off him for your graphing calculator: 100 points
Watch as he sets a high score on "Racer": -100 points
And beat it right back: 200 points
Finish the entire Adobe Photoshop book: 300 points
Before anybody else: 500 points
Finish Photoshop four weeks into the second quarter: -300 points
Make a picture on Photoshop by superimposing the heads of famous Communists over the bodies of dogs playing poker: 1000 points
Or make a spoof of a teacher: 600 points
Or make a spoof of Mace, the Web Page teacher: 1500 points
And get caught: 0 points
And he just laughs: 2000 points
And he throws you out of class: -2000 points
Become Mace's tech support guy for the HTML unit: 300 points
Stay reasonably calm while giving the biggest idiots in class help: 5000 points
Bust the star quarterback for putting the word "nuts" in just about every file name: 4000 points
Make the star quarterback deathly afraid of you: 6000 points
And Mace calls him a sissy: 20000 points
And Mace gets you in trouble: -10000 points
Try to comprehend the FrontPage textbook: 0 points
And fail miserably: 0 points
And actually do it: 20000 points
Finish FrontPage in a week: 50000 points
Mace says he wants to speak to you about your class grade: -300 points
But actually wants you to reserve a Game Boy Color for him at Media Play, where you work: 300 points
Post on EZBoard from the computers: 500 points
During the FrontPage unit: 5000 points
And get caught by Mace: -2000 points
Utilize the Alt-Tab feature to successfully cover up the fact that you're at EZBoard: 2000 points
But screw it up anyway: -10000 points
Watch as Wilson logs on to a porn site: 400 points
And learn he did it on Terapak's account: 4000 points
Learn that he did it on your account: -4000 points
Beat him to a fine pulp for it: 10000 points
And get away with it: 150000 points
The final exam consists of creating a web page out of FrontPage and Photoshop. You have to have at least 30000 points to reach this stage on regular mode. Your web page will be evaluated on the basis of how many twisted Photoshop images you use, how much use you make of acidtrip.com, and ow many images you have of supermodels in bikinis. If you end up scoring well enough on the final exam, you proceed to Web Page Practices, in which you have to create a web page using nothing but a radio and a can of Pepsi and take over the U.S. Government with it.




