I remember the line from the movie, where the manager was trying to insert Ed into the game. The manager of the other team was furious about this, and they couldn't even agree on whether Ed was a monkey or a chimp! So at the point, when the umpire had to make the decision, he pauses and says..."He's a third baseman." I am sorry, but Shortstop is not correct. I will add in your 1,000 Starbucks.
Is that your final answer?