D-RAYS: For RAYS Combat Arena Number 7, we are do something a little different. Tonight, eight trivia experts are playing in a single-elimination tournament to determine once and for all who is the greatest trivia genius on all of EZBoard. The first round will pair eight trivia players with one another, with the winners advancing to the semifinals. The matchups are as follows: I am a donut vs diamondcutters, CRAWLand1000 vs PUDDMANN, Protocool vs Proto Man and Mega Man, and finally Kefkathe3rd vs NOAImawario. Each will be given trivia questions and will have a chance to answer them; the first to miss is out. So without further ado, let's take this down to our special guest floor announcer, popular game show host Peter Tomarken!
Peter: Thank you DEVILRAYS; it's a pleasure to be here. I will be asking the contestants in each round questions with the last one standing declared the round's winner. The questions will get harder in the rounds to come. Now, we have all 8 contestants here in the front row of Section 12 and will be called down to sit in the Face-Off chairs for trivia combat! The first match drawn is...Protocool vs Proto Man and Mega Man!
The two contestants rush down to the Face-Off ring.
Peter: Now it is my understanding that both these contestants talk frequently on AOL Instant Messenger and frequently play DEVILRAYS' quizzes, but neither has won a major prize. Well, here's your chance to win a major prize. Now when you're ready, hit your buzzers.
Both contestants rush to smack their buzzers.
Peter: Well, with that kind of enthusiasm, I hope the buzzers hold up. Ready? FIGHT!
D-RAYS: Peter has started reading off the first question...it's about video games? How interesting. Both players answer it correctly at the same time. No advantage there. Now it's time for another question. Protocool's changing the category? Can he do that? Hmmm...there's no rule that says he can't. WHO WROTE THESE RULES? Oh wait, I did? BLAST! Now Peter's reading off a difficult question...it's one of my brother's infamous chess questions! Proto Man appears to have been dizzied by it! This next question might finish him off! It's about college baseball! If Protocool gets it, this match could be over, but one miss and Proto Man wins! Protocool takes a stab...no, it was actually Miami of Florida that was the correct answer.
Peter: This round's winner is Proto Man and Mega Man! He will fight again in the second round against an opponent to be determined - in this match! Kefka the 3rd is battling NOAImawario for the title of Sports Knowledge King!
D-RAYS: HEY! I AM THE SPORTS KNOWLEDGE KING!
Peter: Well, you're ineligible 'cuz it's you arena.
D-RAYS: SHOVE IT!
Peter: Whatever...anyway, it is my understanding that NOAImawario just won "Who wants to Be Roundtable Millionaire" without the use of a lifeline, and Kefka was a member of the first team for Greed that won the grand prize of 10 million Starbucks. So with that ...FIGHT!
D-RAYS: The first question is off! It's an easy sports question and NOAImawario gets it. Kefka eats alive a simple video game question to counter. They're just trading warmup punches at the moment. Peter's head begins to spin, and he tosses out a tough hockey question! Kefka just stares blankly, but NOAImawario eats it for breakfast! Kefka takes an apparently easy video game question...but he gives the wrong answer! This match is over!
Peter: This round's winner is NOAImawario, who will fight Proto Man and Mega Man in a semifinal! Now onto PUDDMANN vs CRAWLand1000. In Series #3 of "Who Wants to Be a Game Pond Millionaire" back when it was on the Game Pond, PUDDMANN convinced his brother to slip a hard-ass math question into the series. When D-RAYS realized even HE couldn't figure out the answer he changed it, and CRAWLand1000 was the first to get it right. PUDDMANN hasn't been the same since, and he's here to try to defeat CRAWLand1000 in a battle of the minds.
D-RAYS: Right...first one to make Peter's head explode is the winner.
Peter: Well, in any event the contestants are here, and PUDDMANN looks dangerous! It's my understanding that both of these contestants have been in RCA before, and both were defeated. Neither one wants to walk out of here completely winless, so this one's for a lot of pride too! Now...FIGHT!
D-RAYS: PUDDMANN offers up a complicated math question to start it off...and Crawl gets it! Now he's the contestant on the sadistically-hard "My own stupid little quiz!" But at the same time, that all takes a back-burner as both of them start answering "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" questions! Suddenly Peter throws out a football question! Crawl's eyes start to glaze over from the confusion! PUDDMANN, on the other hand, is frantically trying to make up his mind on what answer to pick! He changes his answer - and again! Finally he settles on an answer! Is that your final answer, PUDDMANN? He appears ready to mouth the words, "Final answer," but Crawl collapses! And it's too bad for him; the correct answer was the Oakland Raiders.
Peter: This round's winner is PUDDMANN, who will fight a contestant to be determined in the semis! Wait, who's this rushing to Crawl's aid?
Audience member: I'm ThE EvIl ThAt Is FO, and I've come for my Crawlie Smoosh! That mean man PUDDMANN defeated him, and now I have to take him back to the audience with me! I LOVE MY SMOOSH!
Peter: Ummm...well, OK then. The next fight is between I am a donut and diamondcutters.
The audience gives a resounding cheer.
Peter: Obviously the crowd has awaited this fight for some time, for some reason...oh wait, it says here I am a donut was the captain of the team for Greed that won 10 million Starbucks, and he took home 6 million of them himself. Yet he lost the title of Beat Trivia Contestant to diamondcutters in the most recent Game Pond Awards. And with that, the contestants are in the Face-Off circle and are ready for battle. FIGHT!
D-RAYS: The game starts out kind of slowly...Peter's asking video-game questions, and both contestants are getting them. Then Peter asks some tougher questions...umm, what's this? I am a donut has whipped out a little PalmPilot and appears to be looking up the answers? Umm...is that allowed? I see no rule in here that bans that! In fact, I don't see a rule in here that bans anything, even karaoke singing!
PUDDMANN: WOOHOO! (Sung, a little off-key) Looove shack, it's a little old place where...
D-RAYS: Shut the hell up!
PUDDMANN: You can't make me!
NOAImawario: But I can! I'll ZAP you!
D-RAYS: Peter sends out a question about - what else? - game shows! I am a donut is frantically looking up the answer, but diamondcutters gives a random answer! He misses and I am a donut wins!
Peter: This round's winner is I am a donut! He will face PUDDMANN in a semifinal!
D-RAYS: Hmmm...that will be good. So we have Proto Man and Mega Man vs NOAImawario in one semifinal, and I am a donut and PUDDMANN in the other. The Vegas oddsmakers have already handicapped this fight using a bizarre computer formula no one really understands, and have the official odds on the two semifinal matchups. NOAImawario is favored 4-3 in the first semifinal, and I am a donut is favored 7-5 in the other. Back to you, Peter.
Peter: The first fight in the semis is NOAImawario vs Proto Man and Mega Man and it promises to be good. Proto Man never quite broke through in any quiz he played, but NOAImawario could very easily be a one-hit wonder. We will soon see who stands up to the challenge in this round. The contestants appear ready, so now FIGHT!
D-RAYS: Both players start out with easy general-knowledge questions. Theyre still going strong, but whats this? Proto Man has challenged NOAImawario to a Four Question Quiz? NOAImawario scores 25,000 Starbucks with that correct answer and accepts a question about Limp Bizkit! He answers that one too! The audience seems to be muttering about how unstoppable he looks! Now Proto Man is looking to his first-round opponent, Protocool, for a question! NOAImawario calls upon his Greed partner Ingrid for help! They look at a tough Greed question and, without checking the rules for answering, NOAImawario gives all four correct answers! Proto Man names off the four worst cars of all time while NOAImawario just sits and stares blankly at a new question! Proto Man gets another question, this one for a million Starbucks! But he opts not to answer it. Ingrid takes a look in her back pocket and sees the 4 freebies she has from Greed! She throws them at the question, but Proto Man intercepts them and uses them to eliminate Ingrid and NOAImawario! What a strange turn of events! Ingrid is history and NOAImawario is flickering. To finish him, Proto Man tries to use another Freebie, but NOAImawario does a flying kick and Proto Man drops the freebies! Then he tries to use the freebies simultaneously, but they backfire, creating a bolt of electricity that sends Proto Man flying back into Concession Stand #15!
Peter: This rounds winner, and the first finalist, is NOAImawario. In the next round, we have a match I am sure many of you have been waiting for - certainly you, D-RAYS - I am a donut vs PUDDMANN.
The audience goes crazy, blowing noisemakers and throwing confetti.
Peter: The contestants have taken their positions and appear to be preoccupied making up twisted nicknames for one another. Now FIGHT!
D-RAYS: This match is underway! I am a donut starts out by making a quiz and advertising it as "easier than Game Pond Millionaire." PUDDMANNs saying what? That the Game Pond Millionaire jackpot is too big? That lifelines are bad? That trivia is about honor? Then he starts tossing complicated math question at I am a donut. I am a donut morphs into ezbort and blasts his questions with cleaners! But one of the cleaners falls into PUDDMANNs wallet. He opens it up and it appears to have gotten into the part with his picture of Pogo! Uh-oh, folks PUDDMANNs going to be mad now. He flames ezbort mercilessly and tosses in more mind-numbing equations. Suddenly, he turns to Peter! He gives him a highly-obscure question about Dexters Laboratory and demands that Peter use it or else ezbort will walk all over him! Peter blows him off and tosses out a basketball question for Greed. Ezbort turns into KUMQUATland1000 and tells PUDDMANN to have a kumquat! PUDDMANN picks up the kumquat and spits it back at KUMQUATland1000 in disgust! Then Peter tosses out some more Millionaire questions. KUMQUATland1000 rolls his eyes and declares that he has no shame in not winning this "sadistically impossible quiz." Then he gets up and heads back to the stands! I dont believe this! Is I am a donut quitting? PUDDMANN is still badgering him! I dont know what to say here! What about you, Peter?
Peter: Well, seeing as how I am the referee, I am declaring PUDDMANN the winner and second finalist. I dont know whats going on with I am a donut and why it is he quit. But thats beside the point right now. The final match is between PUDDMANN and NOAImawario. I have just been informed that this fight is pretty evenly-matched, though Vegas odds have PUDDMANN listed as the 11-10 favorite. The winner of this round will be declared Trivia Wars Champion! The loser will go home a loser just like everyone else who lost a match. The rules still apply that any miss and the fight is over. Are the contestants ready? Then FIGHT!
D-RAYS: This fights on in a hurry! PUDDMANNs showing no sign of letting up. He scarfs a video game question from Roundtable Millionaire, and NOAImawario does the same. But whats this? PUDDMANN is calling time-out! He says he has to go to the bathroom. OK then
A couple of minutes pass.
D-RAYS: PUDDMANN doesnt seem to be huh? Whos there? Oh hello, PUDDMANN. What do you need? IM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU THAT! YOU COME IN HERE JUST TO TRY TO SNEAK ONE OF THOSE PAST ME. GET BACK TO YOUR SEAT, SINISTER PUDD. OK then PUDDMANNs heading back to his seat, but NOAImawarios waiting for more questions! He eats up some questions without the use of a lifeline! Suddenly we get to one about Dr. Pepper and NOAImawario not only gets it right but seems to pull a Dr. Pepper out of nowhere! But he opens it and it sprays him in the face! PUDDMANN starts laughing maniacally! I just hope to God this doesnt short out our game buzzers! NOAImawario throws the Dr. Pepper aside and starts flaming PUDDMANN mercilessly, but since he is flaming a PUDD, it does no damage. NOAImawario punches the buzzer and demands to know what on Earth can beat PUDDMANN! PUDDMANN begins to speak to him
PUDDMANN: OK; heres the deal. I will ask you one super-hard question and if you miss it, I am the champion, just like the rules say. But if you get it, you win. No lifelines or anything.
NOAImawario: OK; Ill do it. But never shake up a soda again.
PUDDMANN: OK. Peter, nows the time for that Dexters Lab question.
Peter: Very well, PUDDMANN. NOAImawario, this is it: In the Dexters Laboratory episode "Misplaced in Space" the alien word "gork" translated to what English word? Human, Food, Intruder, or Alien?
NOAImawario: Thats a tough one. I remember seeing the episode, but that particular word is a little fuzzy. I dont think Alien is right.
Peter: Just go ahead and talk it out, NOAImawario. You have all the time you want.
NOAImawario: OK; I have it down to three here. I am pretty certain Alien isnt correct. I somehow dont think Intruder is correct either. Ill eliminate those two.
Peter: OK; by rule you have to pick one.
NOAImawario: Dont make me more nervous than I already am. Its not like this is an easy question. And I cant just go look it up.
I am a donut: Sure you can.
NOAImawario: Well, unlike you, I didnt smuggle a PalmPilot into the arena. And as it is, I am inclined to go with what my gut tells me, and thats that the answer is Human.
Peter: Now, is that your final answer?
Audience member: THERE YOU GO AGAIN STEALING MY MATERIAL!
Peter: Well, what do you expect me to say, Regis?
Regis: Not THAT.
Peter: You were the one who turned down the hosting for this tournament.
NOAImawario: Guys, chill out. Anyway, I think I want to change my answer. I am going to say Food. I dont know why.
Sweat drips off NOAImawarios face as PUDDMANN sits back in his chair, nervously twiddling his thumbs.
Peter: Is that your
Regis: final answer?
NOAImawario stares back nervously at Peter and Regis and then searches for a Dr. Pepper, but finds none.
NOAImawario: It seemed to work before, so I am going to make that my final answer.
The answer illuminates in yellow on NOAImawarios screen. PUDDMANN winces at him, though it is not apparent whats on his mind.
Peter: Well, by rule, we declare a champion right now. And I must say to NOAImawario, YOURE THE TRIVIA WARS CHAMPION!
Confetti and small fireworks fall from the scoreboard, and NOAImawario runs around the arena screaming like a madman. PUDDMANN rips out his buzzer and starts breaking it over the monitors. However, all the parts fly off of it.
D-RAYS: PUDDMANN, youre going to pay for that.
PUDDMANN: Why the fuck cant I get any respect?
D-RAYS: Dude, you won two matches.
PUDDMANN: If thats the way youre going to treat me, then Im leaving. The evil Donut disrespected my cat.
D-RAYS: Okay then.
WhatAboutRaven2 comes in and hauls PUDDMANN away. NOAImawario goes to center stage to be interviewed by urobbie.
Rob: NOAImawario, what do you think it was that gave you the title?
NOAImawario: I am super-human!
Rob: You really seem to like that emoticon.
NOAImawario:
Rob: Do you think theres anyone out there who would challenge you to a contest like this after this accomplishment?
NOAImawario: No on has challenged me and won yet.
Rob: Well, thats all we have time for. Back to you, D-RAYS.
D-RAYS: And this ends Trivia Wars. For urobbie, Peter Tomarken, WhatAboutRaven2, Regis Philbin, our champion NOAImawario and all 7 contestants who didnt win, this is DEVILRAYS Saying so long from the DEVILRAYS Center.
Peter: Thank you DEVILRAYS; it's a pleasure to be here. I will be asking the contestants in each round questions with the last one standing declared the round's winner. The questions will get harder in the rounds to come. Now, we have all 8 contestants here in the front row of Section 12 and will be called down to sit in the Face-Off chairs for trivia combat! The first match drawn is...Protocool vs Proto Man and Mega Man!
The two contestants rush down to the Face-Off ring.
Peter: Now it is my understanding that both these contestants talk frequently on AOL Instant Messenger and frequently play DEVILRAYS' quizzes, but neither has won a major prize. Well, here's your chance to win a major prize. Now when you're ready, hit your buzzers.
Both contestants rush to smack their buzzers.
Peter: Well, with that kind of enthusiasm, I hope the buzzers hold up. Ready? FIGHT!
D-RAYS: Peter has started reading off the first question...it's about video games? How interesting. Both players answer it correctly at the same time. No advantage there. Now it's time for another question. Protocool's changing the category? Can he do that? Hmmm...there's no rule that says he can't. WHO WROTE THESE RULES? Oh wait, I did? BLAST! Now Peter's reading off a difficult question...it's one of my brother's infamous chess questions! Proto Man appears to have been dizzied by it! This next question might finish him off! It's about college baseball! If Protocool gets it, this match could be over, but one miss and Proto Man wins! Protocool takes a stab...no, it was actually Miami of Florida that was the correct answer.
Peter: This round's winner is Proto Man and Mega Man! He will fight again in the second round against an opponent to be determined - in this match! Kefka the 3rd is battling NOAImawario for the title of Sports Knowledge King!
D-RAYS: HEY! I AM THE SPORTS KNOWLEDGE KING!
Peter: Well, you're ineligible 'cuz it's you arena.
D-RAYS: SHOVE IT!
Peter: Whatever...anyway, it is my understanding that NOAImawario just won "Who wants to Be Roundtable Millionaire" without the use of a lifeline, and Kefka was a member of the first team for Greed that won the grand prize of 10 million Starbucks. So with that ...FIGHT!
D-RAYS: The first question is off! It's an easy sports question and NOAImawario gets it. Kefka eats alive a simple video game question to counter. They're just trading warmup punches at the moment. Peter's head begins to spin, and he tosses out a tough hockey question! Kefka just stares blankly, but NOAImawario eats it for breakfast! Kefka takes an apparently easy video game question...but he gives the wrong answer! This match is over!
Peter: This round's winner is NOAImawario, who will fight Proto Man and Mega Man in a semifinal! Now onto PUDDMANN vs CRAWLand1000. In Series #3 of "Who Wants to Be a Game Pond Millionaire" back when it was on the Game Pond, PUDDMANN convinced his brother to slip a hard-ass math question into the series. When D-RAYS realized even HE couldn't figure out the answer he changed it, and CRAWLand1000 was the first to get it right. PUDDMANN hasn't been the same since, and he's here to try to defeat CRAWLand1000 in a battle of the minds.
D-RAYS: Right...first one to make Peter's head explode is the winner.
Peter: Well, in any event the contestants are here, and PUDDMANN looks dangerous! It's my understanding that both of these contestants have been in RCA before, and both were defeated. Neither one wants to walk out of here completely winless, so this one's for a lot of pride too! Now...FIGHT!
D-RAYS: PUDDMANN offers up a complicated math question to start it off...and Crawl gets it! Now he's the contestant on the sadistically-hard "My own stupid little quiz!" But at the same time, that all takes a back-burner as both of them start answering "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" questions! Suddenly Peter throws out a football question! Crawl's eyes start to glaze over from the confusion! PUDDMANN, on the other hand, is frantically trying to make up his mind on what answer to pick! He changes his answer - and again! Finally he settles on an answer! Is that your final answer, PUDDMANN? He appears ready to mouth the words, "Final answer," but Crawl collapses! And it's too bad for him; the correct answer was the Oakland Raiders.
Peter: This round's winner is PUDDMANN, who will fight a contestant to be determined in the semis! Wait, who's this rushing to Crawl's aid?
Audience member: I'm ThE EvIl ThAt Is FO, and I've come for my Crawlie Smoosh! That mean man PUDDMANN defeated him, and now I have to take him back to the audience with me! I LOVE MY SMOOSH!
Peter: Ummm...well, OK then. The next fight is between I am a donut and diamondcutters.
The audience gives a resounding cheer.
Peter: Obviously the crowd has awaited this fight for some time, for some reason...oh wait, it says here I am a donut was the captain of the team for Greed that won 10 million Starbucks, and he took home 6 million of them himself. Yet he lost the title of Beat Trivia Contestant to diamondcutters in the most recent Game Pond Awards. And with that, the contestants are in the Face-Off circle and are ready for battle. FIGHT!
D-RAYS: The game starts out kind of slowly...Peter's asking video-game questions, and both contestants are getting them. Then Peter asks some tougher questions...umm, what's this? I am a donut has whipped out a little PalmPilot and appears to be looking up the answers? Umm...is that allowed? I see no rule in here that bans that! In fact, I don't see a rule in here that bans anything, even karaoke singing!
PUDDMANN: WOOHOO! (Sung, a little off-key) Looove shack, it's a little old place where...
D-RAYS: Shut the hell up!
PUDDMANN: You can't make me!
NOAImawario: But I can! I'll ZAP you!
D-RAYS: Peter sends out a question about - what else? - game shows! I am a donut is frantically looking up the answer, but diamondcutters gives a random answer! He misses and I am a donut wins!
Peter: This round's winner is I am a donut! He will face PUDDMANN in a semifinal!
D-RAYS: Hmmm...that will be good. So we have Proto Man and Mega Man vs NOAImawario in one semifinal, and I am a donut and PUDDMANN in the other. The Vegas oddsmakers have already handicapped this fight using a bizarre computer formula no one really understands, and have the official odds on the two semifinal matchups. NOAImawario is favored 4-3 in the first semifinal, and I am a donut is favored 7-5 in the other. Back to you, Peter.
Peter: The first fight in the semis is NOAImawario vs Proto Man and Mega Man and it promises to be good. Proto Man never quite broke through in any quiz he played, but NOAImawario could very easily be a one-hit wonder. We will soon see who stands up to the challenge in this round. The contestants appear ready, so now FIGHT!
D-RAYS: Both players start out with easy general-knowledge questions. Theyre still going strong, but whats this? Proto Man has challenged NOAImawario to a Four Question Quiz? NOAImawario scores 25,000 Starbucks with that correct answer and accepts a question about Limp Bizkit! He answers that one too! The audience seems to be muttering about how unstoppable he looks! Now Proto Man is looking to his first-round opponent, Protocool, for a question! NOAImawario calls upon his Greed partner Ingrid for help! They look at a tough Greed question and, without checking the rules for answering, NOAImawario gives all four correct answers! Proto Man names off the four worst cars of all time while NOAImawario just sits and stares blankly at a new question! Proto Man gets another question, this one for a million Starbucks! But he opts not to answer it. Ingrid takes a look in her back pocket and sees the 4 freebies she has from Greed! She throws them at the question, but Proto Man intercepts them and uses them to eliminate Ingrid and NOAImawario! What a strange turn of events! Ingrid is history and NOAImawario is flickering. To finish him, Proto Man tries to use another Freebie, but NOAImawario does a flying kick and Proto Man drops the freebies! Then he tries to use the freebies simultaneously, but they backfire, creating a bolt of electricity that sends Proto Man flying back into Concession Stand #15!
Peter: This rounds winner, and the first finalist, is NOAImawario. In the next round, we have a match I am sure many of you have been waiting for - certainly you, D-RAYS - I am a donut vs PUDDMANN.
The audience goes crazy, blowing noisemakers and throwing confetti.
Peter: The contestants have taken their positions and appear to be preoccupied making up twisted nicknames for one another. Now FIGHT!
D-RAYS: This match is underway! I am a donut starts out by making a quiz and advertising it as "easier than Game Pond Millionaire." PUDDMANNs saying what? That the Game Pond Millionaire jackpot is too big? That lifelines are bad? That trivia is about honor? Then he starts tossing complicated math question at I am a donut. I am a donut morphs into ezbort and blasts his questions with cleaners! But one of the cleaners falls into PUDDMANNs wallet. He opens it up and it appears to have gotten into the part with his picture of Pogo! Uh-oh, folks PUDDMANNs going to be mad now. He flames ezbort mercilessly and tosses in more mind-numbing equations. Suddenly, he turns to Peter! He gives him a highly-obscure question about Dexters Laboratory and demands that Peter use it or else ezbort will walk all over him! Peter blows him off and tosses out a basketball question for Greed. Ezbort turns into KUMQUATland1000 and tells PUDDMANN to have a kumquat! PUDDMANN picks up the kumquat and spits it back at KUMQUATland1000 in disgust! Then Peter tosses out some more Millionaire questions. KUMQUATland1000 rolls his eyes and declares that he has no shame in not winning this "sadistically impossible quiz." Then he gets up and heads back to the stands! I dont believe this! Is I am a donut quitting? PUDDMANN is still badgering him! I dont know what to say here! What about you, Peter?
Peter: Well, seeing as how I am the referee, I am declaring PUDDMANN the winner and second finalist. I dont know whats going on with I am a donut and why it is he quit. But thats beside the point right now. The final match is between PUDDMANN and NOAImawario. I have just been informed that this fight is pretty evenly-matched, though Vegas odds have PUDDMANN listed as the 11-10 favorite. The winner of this round will be declared Trivia Wars Champion! The loser will go home a loser just like everyone else who lost a match. The rules still apply that any miss and the fight is over. Are the contestants ready? Then FIGHT!
D-RAYS: This fights on in a hurry! PUDDMANNs showing no sign of letting up. He scarfs a video game question from Roundtable Millionaire, and NOAImawario does the same. But whats this? PUDDMANN is calling time-out! He says he has to go to the bathroom. OK then
A couple of minutes pass.
D-RAYS: PUDDMANN doesnt seem to be huh? Whos there? Oh hello, PUDDMANN. What do you need? IM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU THAT! YOU COME IN HERE JUST TO TRY TO SNEAK ONE OF THOSE PAST ME. GET BACK TO YOUR SEAT, SINISTER PUDD. OK then PUDDMANNs heading back to his seat, but NOAImawarios waiting for more questions! He eats up some questions without the use of a lifeline! Suddenly we get to one about Dr. Pepper and NOAImawario not only gets it right but seems to pull a Dr. Pepper out of nowhere! But he opens it and it sprays him in the face! PUDDMANN starts laughing maniacally! I just hope to God this doesnt short out our game buzzers! NOAImawario throws the Dr. Pepper aside and starts flaming PUDDMANN mercilessly, but since he is flaming a PUDD, it does no damage. NOAImawario punches the buzzer and demands to know what on Earth can beat PUDDMANN! PUDDMANN begins to speak to him
PUDDMANN: OK; heres the deal. I will ask you one super-hard question and if you miss it, I am the champion, just like the rules say. But if you get it, you win. No lifelines or anything.
NOAImawario: OK; Ill do it. But never shake up a soda again.
PUDDMANN: OK. Peter, nows the time for that Dexters Lab question.
Peter: Very well, PUDDMANN. NOAImawario, this is it: In the Dexters Laboratory episode "Misplaced in Space" the alien word "gork" translated to what English word? Human, Food, Intruder, or Alien?
NOAImawario: Thats a tough one. I remember seeing the episode, but that particular word is a little fuzzy. I dont think Alien is right.
Peter: Just go ahead and talk it out, NOAImawario. You have all the time you want.
NOAImawario: OK; I have it down to three here. I am pretty certain Alien isnt correct. I somehow dont think Intruder is correct either. Ill eliminate those two.
Peter: OK; by rule you have to pick one.
NOAImawario: Dont make me more nervous than I already am. Its not like this is an easy question. And I cant just go look it up.
I am a donut: Sure you can.
NOAImawario: Well, unlike you, I didnt smuggle a PalmPilot into the arena. And as it is, I am inclined to go with what my gut tells me, and thats that the answer is Human.
Peter: Now, is that your final answer?
Audience member: THERE YOU GO AGAIN STEALING MY MATERIAL!
Peter: Well, what do you expect me to say, Regis?
Regis: Not THAT.
Peter: You were the one who turned down the hosting for this tournament.
NOAImawario: Guys, chill out. Anyway, I think I want to change my answer. I am going to say Food. I dont know why.
Sweat drips off NOAImawarios face as PUDDMANN sits back in his chair, nervously twiddling his thumbs.
Peter: Is that your
Regis: final answer?
NOAImawario stares back nervously at Peter and Regis and then searches for a Dr. Pepper, but finds none.
NOAImawario: It seemed to work before, so I am going to make that my final answer.
The answer illuminates in yellow on NOAImawarios screen. PUDDMANN winces at him, though it is not apparent whats on his mind.
Peter: Well, by rule, we declare a champion right now. And I must say to NOAImawario, YOURE THE TRIVIA WARS CHAMPION!
Confetti and small fireworks fall from the scoreboard, and NOAImawario runs around the arena screaming like a madman. PUDDMANN rips out his buzzer and starts breaking it over the monitors. However, all the parts fly off of it.
D-RAYS: PUDDMANN, youre going to pay for that.
PUDDMANN: Why the fuck cant I get any respect?
D-RAYS: Dude, you won two matches.
PUDDMANN: If thats the way youre going to treat me, then Im leaving. The evil Donut disrespected my cat.
D-RAYS: Okay then.
WhatAboutRaven2 comes in and hauls PUDDMANN away. NOAImawario goes to center stage to be interviewed by urobbie.
Rob: NOAImawario, what do you think it was that gave you the title?
NOAImawario: I am super-human!
Rob: You really seem to like that emoticon.
NOAImawario:
Rob: Do you think theres anyone out there who would challenge you to a contest like this after this accomplishment?
NOAImawario: No on has challenged me and won yet.
Rob: Well, thats all we have time for. Back to you, D-RAYS.
D-RAYS: And this ends Trivia Wars. For urobbie, Peter Tomarken, WhatAboutRaven2, Regis Philbin, our champion NOAImawario and all 7 contestants who didnt win, this is DEVILRAYS Saying so long from the DEVILRAYS Center.
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